she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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