I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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