i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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