Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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