It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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