So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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