Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize
