That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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