I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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