She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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