sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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