we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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