If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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