Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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