How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
