He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
