I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
operation have a gay friend backfired
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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