Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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