I wish i was in the wii world.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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