oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
