Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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