His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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