U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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