mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
organizing the empties. That sober.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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