Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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