Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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