I must be too annoying 4 u.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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