...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
