...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
