You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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