we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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