Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
My dick has a subreddit
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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