guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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