With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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