considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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