kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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