Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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