On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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