Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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