People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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