party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Are we still banned from the library?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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