Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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