Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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