i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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