My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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