Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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