4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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