the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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