So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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