Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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