Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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