Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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