I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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