I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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