Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i dont even know how to be here
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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