nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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