I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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