we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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